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Losses Not Insured

By Ted Carnahan on August 3, 2009

From the section on “Losses Not Insured” in our new renter’s insurance policy: War, including any undeclared war, civil war, insurrection, rebellion, revolution, warlike act by a military force or military personnel, destruction or seizure or use for a military purpose, and including any consequence of any of these. Discharge of a nuclear weapon shall [...]

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Synog

By Ted Carnahan on March 6, 2009

In the course of reading my RSS feeds this morning, I did a little research about a church in the Kansas City area. In the search results, another church came up as a “Missouri Synog” congregation. I laughed – synog sounds like snog, which is slang for “making out” – and Googled it. It’s funny [...]

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Close the “Iowa Prenatal Care Survey” Gitmo

By Ted Carnahan on January 23, 2009

From a place of extreme sleep deprivation and slap-happiness, Jennifer and I would like to present our Selected Answers to the Iowa Prenatal Care Survey. It is worth noting that they present this survey in Scantron fill-in-the-bubble format, which ought to be considered cruel and unusual punishment for new parents. Today’s date: I have no [...]

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Lord Uxbridge’s Leg

By Ted Carnahan on December 8, 2008

I am in awe of Wikipedia. It contains within its august pages a detailed history of the severed lower appendage of an otherwise minor nobleman at the Battle of Waterloo. Go read the article, the poetry (yes, poetry) is really quite hilarious!

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Things that are hard to do left handed

By Ted Carnahan on November 9, 2008

With my dislocated shoulder, I don’t have a whole lot of use for my right hand or arm. I can clutch a few things close to myself, but that’s about it for now. Without further ado, I present the Not-so-comprehensive List of Things that are Hard and/or Impossible to do One-Handed: Hard to do Scratch [...]

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Impeccable Logic

By Ted Carnahan on October 3, 2008

I think there’s something to this too: “Drink wine, and you will sleep well. Sleep, and you will not sin. Avoid sin, and you will be saved. Ergo, drink wine and be saved.” – Medieval German proverb Thanks to First Things for this little bit of edification.

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Error 404 Money Not Found

By Ted Carnahan on May 22, 2008

Posted in Family | Tagged 404, gas, Humor | 2 Responses

The Worst Show in the History of Television: Cop Rock

By Ted Carnahan on May 25, 2007

Jennifer was in the break room at work today when VH1 was showing “I love the 90s” for the year 1990. Apparently there was a show that ran for 11 episodes in 1990 called “Cop Rock.” This show fused a gritty television drama about police work with campy original musical scores to create the hideous [...]

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Do the simplest thing that could possibly work

By Ted Carnahan on April 19, 2007

Nate and I dreamed up this list this morning: Different programming languages’ approaches to “Do the simplest thing that could possibly work.“ perl: Do the simplest thing that no one can read. C: Do the simplest thing that could possibly compile. java: Just extend SimpleNamingSchemeWithAllNounsNameContainer. C#: Do it in Java, only don’t suck as badly [...]

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What people really think when I talk

By Ted Carnahan on March 19, 2007

My friend and co-worker Nate drew me a picture today with the Mouse Gestures extension for Firefox. He says that when I talk, this picture shows what it’s like for him. For what it’s worth, I don’t wear glasses anymore, and I don’t have a receding hair line – at least not yet. But who [...]

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